The following is another guest post by someone who is way too funny and shall also remain nameless.
I was at grandparents lake house for Thanksgiving. My aunt and her two small children came. The lake house is owned by my mom’s dad and the aunt that came is my dad’s sister. She is mad at her sis/ma so she came with us to the lake. This is very confusing to read probably because there is sooo much of the story I am leaving out.
That aunt brought her spawn to Dave’s house and came with my little fam to the Nike XC race. I hurt myself on a swing trying to make a music video. There is a video btw. I ran away from people and said bomb. I realized that was bad but the real reason I said that was not any better than what you think. Matty G. is beautiful. My mom lacks DJ skills. Brain no brain.
Went to NYC and went to wrong place. Took one hour to drive two miles. Big bro lacks map skills. Secret burger joint thinks we are VIPs. We aren’t. Just a broken group of idiots. Burger good. Aunt disappeared with mystery man. I bought a small ball after getting attacked by a man. He took my balls. Needed to pee so went to sleep with small headed giants. Morning bagels. Went Subway, fire on meatball. Went to work and got wet. Slept again. I am here.
Interesting!!!